Breakfast At Tiffany's - a movie revered as a true classic Audrey Hepburn, the icon, with bearing aristocratic George Peppard, the actor, so suave and debonair So should I, would I, ever so much as dare
To point out the most seemingly insignificant of facts That Audrey Hepburn, under her most fashionable of hats Had stuck in her mouth an object most vile Most destructive, most evil, fills me with bile
And don't forget George, he should also be included Had one stuck in his mouth, the object to which I have alluded They both smoked fags, now was this just by chance Or somehow, in some way this movie to enhance
Or did the tobacco companies pay for this ad Was this infact, something evil, very bad You may not believe that this could possibly be true But watch carefully many movies and you'll see that that's exactly what they do