An absurdity, like most creatures, must be cared for It must be housed, clothed, fed, made to feel secure If not, this poor little thing will vanish into thin air And we're left with nothing but a single strand of hair
Smoking, dare I say it, is absurd It's the most absurd that I've ever heard I've travelled far and I've travelled wide I've travelled low and I've travelled high
And everywhere I turn my head I see an absurdity that's just been fed That's just been housed in a towering mansion On a property with lots of room for expansion
If you think this poem is absurd The most absurd that you've ever heard Then all I ask is that you turn your head And you'll see one that's just been fed