Let's have an argument, just you and I I'll say what's bad about fags, you reply With all of the good things, that keep you so chained Be my guest, go ahead, and to me explain
As to why you are better off sucking on them You've got your reasons, at least about ten And when I mention something that isn't so good You'll respond very rashohnully, I knew that you would
The cost, the health damage, the sheer slavery They don't really count, you match them with glee With reasons, you've found them, in a maze of your construction It's much better to smoke, how's that for a deduction
I'm dumbstruck, I'm flabbergasted, I'm still sucking for air You've come up with a positive, how did you dare? For the most loathsome, most vile, most disgusting of all vice You've found something to say about them which is rather nice