There's a great new game in the video arcade It's called "The Monster Truck Which You Must Evade" Every time you see this screaming truck bearing down on you Drag on a cigarette, that's all you have to do
If it comes back after it has veered off screen Have another cigarette, do you see what I mean And when it returns with a vengeance truly frightening Have another cigarette, am I being enlightening
This truck'll come at you from every angle all day long But if you have a cigarette you'll always stand straight and strong It will never run you down, never knock you off your feet Just have another cigarette, but it won't ever admit defeat
Because it will always keep coming back for more So have those fags handy, you'll need them by the score Unless one day you realise, realise clear and true This truck is a virtual truck, it cannot get at you