I smoke Brand A, and only Brand A Because I'm sophisticated, parlez vous Francais I smoke Brand B, would not be seen with another Because I'm a knockabout bloke, do you understand me brother
I smoke Brand C, because I'm an intellectual Haven't been brainwashed by advertising, I'm sure it's very ineffectual Brand D is the packet I always procure It shows that I have my own special allure
I don't know if you've noticed, maybe you're blind That all of these brands are just one of a kind And if you smoke any at all, it means you've been branded As someone whose money to Big Tobacco will always be handed