I could give a talk to you On cigarettes and how they create a mucky goo But you'd just look at me right through And keep doing what you do Keep smoking cigarettes
I could for hours pontificate Set up a brilliant, logical debate But it probably wouldn't even rate And you couldn't even wait To smoke a cigarette
But if I could turn you into an object of ridicule Make you publically a fool Harness that power as my tool The one as kids we learned in school Then you'd never smoke a cigarette Alessandra Liverani, 2004