I'm not really a smoker, though I smoke day and night I'm not like those others, I can easily take flight I'm very different and the reasons I smoke Are not like those others, they're quite a joke
I need to smoke because my job's very trying I need to smoke 'cos my customers ain't buying I've got my reasons and my reasons are sound I need to smoke, yes my reasons abound
You'd smoke too if you suffered like me You'd die for a fag, you'd get very cranky Although maybe you wouldn't if you realised quite clearly That fags give you nothing, just make you pay very dearly