No-one's passed a law which said You must have a fag when you arise from bed No-one's made an inviolate rule A fag must be smoked when you get out of school
You won't be given an enormous fine If you don't smoke, it's not a crime Your parents won't give you extra chores If those smelly fags, you completely ignore
A doctor will never give advice To smoke a fag, they're rather nice Apon the cross you won't be nailed If those gaspers you don't inhale
I'm trying to think of a possible downfall If those cigarettes aren't smoked at all But I fail to think of a single one I cannot believe they are such fun Alessandra Liverani, 2003