I've got my list of priorities fixed firmly in my mind And do you know what at the very top you'll find Way, way, way above, at least 10 miles higher than all else Is the priority of the little white stick, sitting on its very special shelf
Priority? That is the understatement of all time It's prior to priority, and prior again yet to climb It's the be all and end all, nothing else even comes close I must have my weekly, no daily, try hourly life giving dose
Because it's a priority, what more can I say A huge priority that keeps all the monsters at bay And when I say priority that's exactly what I mean Please don't tell me that it's exceedingly unclean
It doesn't matter if it kills me, doesn't matter if it costs Because it's a huge priority, without them I am lost Give me, give me, give me, those little white sticks right now They are my priority, my priority you stupid cow!!!