Sweet old ladies, mafia dons World politicians, ex-crims and cons Young innocent teenagers, loutish punks Rock stars, film stars, handsome hunks
Checkout chicks, garbage collectors Teachers, sailors, company directors Artists, writers, shopkeepers too Infact, the entire mixed up motley crew
When they are under the cigarette's power They can barely go an hour Before they all become trembling wrecks They're all into it, up to their necks
The power of the little white stick Is quite unbelievable, it's a conjuring trick It's hard to grasp, absolutely amazing Don't take them away, or they'll come out blazing
The little white sticks rule mafia dons The little white sticks rule ex-crims and cons The little white sticks rule shopkeepers too The little white sticks rule the whole motley crew