Body, I have a few questions I would like to ask you today. Do you have a few spare moments? Yes, but can you be quick. I have some bodily functions to perform. Which do you prefer to be breathed into your lungs - fresh air or noxious fumes? Fresh air. What if you felt anxious or nervous - would you prefer to breathe in fresh air or noxious fumes? Fresh air. Would breathing in noxious fumes help alleviate boredom? No. Can you think of any circumstances at all where you would prefer to breathe in noxious fumes over fresh air? No. Are you annoyed because the Mind thinks noxious fumes should be breathed in? Yes, extremely. Is there anything you would like to say to the Mind at this point? Yes, please, please, please stop breathing in noxious fumes. Body, thank you for your time. You're welcome.