I went to bed last night hoping for sweet slumber But a tiny little insect had totally got my number As my eyes were about to close and sleep was just in reach It began to buzz and buzz its nasty little speech
No sleep tonight, no sleep at all is the forecast that I write I'm hungry, I need blood and it's you I'm gonna bite I like to buzz, it's lots of fun, I revel in being annoying Knowing that your pleasant dreams I'm totally destroying
You attempt to swat me in the dark and only slap your face In the darkness of the night I'm very hard to place Wearily, so wearily you stumble to turn on the light Yet still you can't see me, oh no no no no, although it's very bright
You return to bed, a wretched soul, perhaps I've gone away But then you hear my little buzz, and know you're still my prey I am the vampire of the night, and on your blood I'll feast Gee I can cause some havoc for such a tiny little beast