Smoking's a problem been around many a year Then Allen Carr thinks up a new idea, it's a fear But we don't like new ideas, we think they are wrong They don't fit our mindset, and our mindset is strong
We'll tell these poor smokers stuck in a trap To keep ingesting more of that disgusting crap And pay for it right through the nose How should they do this, do you suppose
By sticking a patch of it right on their arm We like to help, we don't think we cause harm It's only the poor smokers whose brains are confused We think so clearly, and we've got nothing to lose
Because if we don't help them, it's their fault, not ours We're in control and we have the power Lives will be lost, people will suffer But we'll just go on being what we are, complete duffers