I'm a smoker, that's what I am I'll have a smoke whenever I can You see me standing outside the office And I've got one of those things stuck in my orifice
I'm a smoker, that's what I do I do it because I continually have to I have to do it again and again And again and again and again and again
I'm a smoker, that's my habit I'm a bit like a floppy eared, frightened rabbit If someone took my cigarettes away I doubt if I'd make it through the day
I'm a smoker, have been for years I've carried around the greatest of fears The fear of not having a cigarette Of starting at all is my one biggest regret
I'm a smoker, I'm stuck in a trap I'm sick of breathing in all that crap But I have to do it day after day I made a mistake years ago, but forever I'll pay