Do you remember that nasty spell The one that came right up from hell I'm sure you remember it only too well The one where whenever you heard the bell You had to go to the shops which sell Those lovely things called cigarettes
And then came the day when you broke free Oh, it was wonderful to have such liberty You could live your life without paying the fee For awful things which smelt like gone off brie You could answer the phone quite happily Without having to drag on a cigarette
So please remember the bad with the good It's very important that you should Don't cover them up with a great big hood It's a curse, don't forget, as if you would It'll take you under, if only it could But you won't succumb to the cigarette