Disobedient Disobedience (Parody of Disobedience by A A Milne)
Charles Charles Harrison Harrison Darrowby Borg Capri Looked great in his striped bathers Though he weighed a hundred and thirty three. Charles Charles put on his bathers, 'Bathers, ' he wore, wore he; 'He’d never drown playing the clown, Frolicking in the sea.'
Charles Charles Harrison’s bathers Were very well renowned Charles Charles Harrison's bathers Were recognised all over town Charles Charles Harrison's bathers Were whispered about, were they: They barely covered his bum and none of his tum Little to the imagination did they convey
John King Put up a notice, 'LOST or STOLEN or STRAYED! CHARLES CHARLES HARRISON'S BATHERS’ SEEM TO HAVE BEEN MISLAID. LAST SEEN SLITHERING SLOWLY: QUITE OF THEIR OWN ACCORD, DOWN HIS BUM AWAY FROM HIS TUM - FORTY SHILLINGS REWARD! '
Charles Charles Harrison Harrison (Commonly known as Chuck) Told his Other relations He’d just spend a couple of bucks. Charles Charles Bought himself new bathers, 'Bathers, ' he bought, bought he: 'He’d never drown, playing the clown frolicking by the sea.'
Charles Charles Harrison’s bathers Haven't been heard of since. John King said he was sorry, So did Queen and Prince. John King (Somebody told me) Said to a man he knew: If people wear bathers with loose elastic Well what can anyone do? '
(Now then, very softly) C.C. H.H.. D.B.Ca Pri. Looked great in his striped B***** Though he weighed 133. C.C. put on his B***** 'B*****, ' he wore, wore he: 'He’d-never-drown-playing-the-clown- frolicking-by-the-SEA! '