I’ve been told to write a really bad poem It goes against the grain but sometimes you gotta show ‘em That you can write the baddest, the baddest of bad In the bad poem section, you’ve got something to add
Now normally my poems perfectly rhyme and flow They dance and they sing, a line would never end in apropos They’re deep, so very deep that their bottom has never been found In the deep and meaningful section is where they’re usually crowned
But just for a laugh, just for something different to do I thought I’d write a poem which would get the kind of review That you wouldn’t wipe your bum with, for fear of being contaminated Write one for which the reviewers had only vitriolic hatred
So this is my offering to put in the bad poem section I hope it gets added to many bad poem collections But I’d like it to be known, I make this statement bold That all my other poems are sheer solid gold!