The auditors are coming, a week from today Everything that you can, please put it away Those things on the shelf that have sat there for months Put them away, we’re playing hide and hunt
The auditors are coming, they’ve boxes to tick Don’t leave anything lying around on which they can pick Those innocent looking tapes, what secrets do they hold Only the whole financial record of the company’s gold!
The auditors are coming, for audit type 7799 Are we compliant with all of the guidelines Are we in accordance with every one of the regulations So all boxes can be ticked, and we can have celebrations!
The auditors are coming, they’re coming today Quick, hide that cable, put it out of the way The auditors are coming, they’re right at the door Oh just shove the lot of it under the floor