The two Murrays wanted to discuss "The Sniff Test" A subject, let's face it, which was dodgy at best They pondered on sniffing items of clothes Such as jeans and undies and ladies pantyhose
I was listening along when I let out a nervous laugh One of the Murray's wore the knickers of his better half! He was at pains to insist that it happened only rarely And they covered up all his bits even if only barely
It's better than going commando he concluded And it stops anything from being protruded My kids nick my knickers, leaving me without any So I nick my wife's, because she's got so many
We don't know if his wife wears her knickers frilly Or if she wears the ones that leave your bum a little chilly And maybe it's best if this information is left out As Murray keeps telling us "What is all the fuss about?"