So you're applying for the boss's job That's right, we all know he's a complete knob Hmmm but have you the necessary expertise To do his job with skill and ease?rn Can you really run the show? Work out what to do and where to go Can you be the boss and master If comes along a complete disasterrn Mr Addiction wants to keep his post Which of you deserves it most? Should I sack him and promote you Or leave you alone, sad and blue?