Can You Sell This? We'll start you off on an easy task Selling fresh air and freedom is all that I ask You could use words like crisp and invigorating Uplifting, refreshing, rewarding, rejuvenating
Hmmm, I don't think it's as easy as you say Moreover, would you give me a big fat pay If all I sold was freedom and fresh air Releasing burdens, worries and a life of care
If I sold noxious fumes and slavery, I could get rich I'd have to lie a little, a completely phony pitch But who cares, I'd never get caught My soul is one that is easily bought
Go ahead and tell all your lies One day you'll wake up to a nasty surprise Bringing misery and despair into this world Into its depths you also were hurled