Valued victims, sorry I meant clients held in honorable esteem Did we help you realise your adolescent dream Valued victims, did we turn you into debonair sophisticates Did we deliver what we promised, an image that is first rate
Valued victims, your patronage is very important for our wealth Can you please keep buying cigarettes, don't worry about your health Because your health is not important, not to us and not to you Just keep buying cigarettes, that's what we would like you to do
Valued victims, we think it is your very right to smoke We would like you to that right constantly invoke And if your breathing sometimes seems a little laboured Just keep smoking, you'll be doing us a favour