If I woulda known that smoking's just a hoax I coulda refused them, I'd never even be coaxed I shoulda listened to what my elders had to say And then I woulda been a lot happier today
If it woulda been explained clearly to me So very, very clearly so that I could plainly see That smoking is a mug's game, it really, really is I coulda avoided it and not enslaved myself to it