I always have a rational reason to light up a fag But to think up thirty reasons per day is becoming such a drag Sometimes I must start an argument to give me a half decent one So if you see me itching for a fag, you'd better start to run!
I always have a reason which seems so logical in my mind To inhale noxious fumes you need a logic of some kind The logicality of which I cannot clearly explain to you Because right at this moment I have many other things to do
But if you come back next week, I'll help you understand My logic, why I smoke them, it's not that I'm under their command Come back next week and I'll put my reasons on the table And you'll understand my logic, you'll be so much more than able
To comprehend so clearly the benefits smoking gives to me Come back next week, and I'll explain it clear as clear can be My logic will astound you, it'll impress you very much The logicality of my logic, it's a logic that can't be touched! Alessandra Liverani, 2003