I am Mr Poison, I am here to help you With everything you say and everything you do Just reach out your hand and I will firmly clasp it I'll help you anyway I can, all you have to do is ask it
If you feel you're slipping, just grip me ever more tightly Don't worry that every day, I'm making you more unsightly Because I am here to help you, something you must never forget I am here to help you, you are forever in my debt
You could not survive, without all the help I give Your life would be a life that could not at all be lived So firmly grasp this hand that I hold out to you I won't pull you down, that's something I would never do