I think it's most important that smokers smoke their smokes Because I know that if they didn't, and this is not a joke The earth would stop spinning on its axis right away And the middle of the night would never become a new born day
It's absolutely crucial that a fag they diligently ingest Because I say this to you, and I do not say it in jest Otherwise their bodies would turn into lumps of clay And their freely flowing hair into bales of prickly hay
Without a cigarette, life as we know it would just end The cigarette is something, something on which you must depend To keep you breathing freely, keep a finely beating heart Without it, well, I just can't imagine the disaster that would start
A catastrophe of such magnitude, incomprehensible to the human mind And that is why smokers, those poor smokers are in such a bind Because once they start it, it's imperative that they keep on track God forbid that they should cease it, the sky would turn all black Alessandra Liverani, 2003