Too Good To Be True

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I've got a great, great deal
You'll really be amazed
This deal is being a fresh air breather
Sorry, can you see me through the haze
 
Believe it or not it's absolutely free
I know you'll think there's a catch
But there isn't, would I lie to you
It's true, you pay absolutely no cash
 
Did I forget to mention your health
That'll just get better and better
And we'll refund if not satisfied
There's no need for a lawyer's letter
 
It's the deal of your life
Right here, come on and sign up now
We'll throw in some clean, fresh air
For nothing, I give you my honest vow

 
Alessandra Liverani, 2003